Love Snipers Gifts

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

'You're better off without him.'

The National Conversation Starts Here

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Bond is back...again...!'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but you can't just leave Comcast."

Failed Bond Villains.

'Henry, I know you are CIA, but can't you read the kids a declassified bedroom story?'

Military man plays music as a sniper rifle.

Unnamed White House Source.

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

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'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

'Autumn collection' clothes fallen off rails like leaves

Undisclosed Location.

"He's angry about getting old."

The Bourne Eternity