Sniff Safari Guide Mugs

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Final selfie

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"