Sneaky Ticket Tales Gifts

Traffic warden emerges from manhole

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

Power theft on mobile phones

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

'All Dressage tickets have gone, but I managed to get two for Beach Volleyball instead.'

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

'And these are the new proposed additional charges?'

'Do you have specials terms for students?'

'Doctor, I need help.'

Passengers on the underground

Rather 'Cute.

'And this is Madame Miggins, she's responsible for working out our pricing structure.'