Sneaky Pets Aficionado Prints

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Hell No Kitty

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

'It's a good owl dog.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Hunting wildfowl

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

World's best carrot cakes.

May 1939 - The Germans invade Poland (Surrepitiously)