Sneaky Gamer Mugs

Undercover Agent

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Works every time."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Cookie Thief

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"No. I can still see you."

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Street trader tricking police.

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

"I told the missus I'd be pottering around the garden all weekend."

a drink at the pub