Gamer Gone Rogue Mugs

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Second lifeReal life.

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I'm tired of being used as a scapegoat."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Undercover Agent

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"We suck at this."