Snarky Sitcom Reviewer Mugs

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Art Gallery.

Great literary festival heckles.

"No, the guy who had this job before me didn't retire - he escaped."

"That outfit is a nasty mix of stripes and patterns."

Down with canned laughter.

"Yes, your work does speak to me and it's telling me you can't paint."

"...now it's time for a round up of our national sports - soccer, cricket, and knocking the BBC...."

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

'Hey, maybe you need to work on your writing goodlymoreshun.'

"Every few years, Gordon and the TV get a couple of inches wider."

Father and son watching a TV sitcom

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

Who has two thumbs and

Puppet Audience

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

Doctors Out of Network

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."

"I warned you, Silvia, all 8 foot lizard creatures are the same."

I've started so I'll finish...

"You're doing it wrong."

Peace inactivist

Disasters.

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

"I need to talk to you about your unacceptable viewing history. I mean, Michael McIntyre!?!"

"Do you guys know how lucky you are to have a big house that's not too big?"

HONEY! I TOLD YOU THAT GRUMPY WERE GETTING SICK OF ALL THOSE POLITICAL COMMERCIALS!

Snarcalounger

"I don't know much about show business, but my uncle was featured on the golden globes buffet table."

Interactive TV: 'I'm in here, watching the idiot box!' 'We interrupt this program to ask, 'What's that make you'!?

"Take my advice, drop the name Rolf Savile."