Snarky Sign-off Creator Mugs

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

Echo Echo Point Point.

Arctic Sign - You are here.

No one could figure out why business was off.

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

Here but not in...

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

Please do not feed the animalsPlease do not eat the people.

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

Downcycling with Debbie

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

'It's a compiltaion of my best excuses for not doing my homework...now available for download.'

"Maybe you should go home and get some rest. That's the third time today you'e notarized your tie."

"To Ello, or not to Ello, that is the...wait, what the hell is this thing anyway?"

"He thinks venture capitalists will fund anything with an @."

Permanently Offended By Something

Danger Wet Surface

I intentionally misspelled 'Children'.

'You're not gonna like the answer....'