Snapshot Struggler Prints

'He's all thumbs!'

My First Camera

Back to work...

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"It's better digitally enhanced."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'Was the class too early for you?'

"ME!!!"

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Monday Checklist.

"Harold... they know."

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

Wildlife photographer.

'Was the interview too early for you?'