Snap Happy Stalker Gifts

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Heaven

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Caged Tourist Attraction

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

"Lucky!"

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

Stationery Officer

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

#Elfies

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

"It's a smart watch."

"Smile!"

Let's put selfies on Facebook to commemorate our date! Sorry, but Facebook strictly prohibits posting images of a crime.

"This is pretty much all they do now."

Murder photographs.

'I don't think he's thinking of anything, I think he's taking a nap.'

"Get closer together, closer together."

Welcome Narcissists

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX