Snap Happy Stalker Gifts

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Heaven

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Caged Tourist Attraction

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Lucky!"

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Stationery Officer

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

#Elfies

"This is pretty much all they do now."

"It's a smart watch."

Murder photographs.

"Smile!"

'I don't think he's thinking of anything, I think he's taking a nap.'

"Get closer together, closer together."

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

School picture

Alien Abduction Site