Snap-happy Smartphone User Prints

"Get closer together, closer together."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The Press

Can't Believe This Just Happened

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Caged Tourist Attraction

Robot selfie stick

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"What a nightmare...no signal!"

"Are you on NapChat again?"

"Smile!"

"This is pretty much all they do now."

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

'You've developed phantom phone syndrome.'

"Phone at 10 percent but I went out anyway. Because I'm an adrenaline junky."

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

School picture

No, I can't change my spots, but this Instagram filter can.

"This phone has so many pictures of food, my ringtone is a burp."

'Quick Mary, grab the camera! The giant Blackbird is back.'

"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.'"

Duck Taking A Selfie