Camera Happy Snapper Prints

Tourist pulls on a donkey's tail.

Haircuts

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Vacation Bus Photo

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

The Press

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Bashful Royal Guard

Caged Tourist Attraction

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Your Eyesore Here.

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Woman tells man with camera: 'I can't say 'cheese' because I'm lactose intolerant.'

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

#Elfies

"Scoot in a little closer, Larry! . . . Closer! That's it!"

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

"It's a smart watch."

"This is pretty much all they do now."

"Smile!"

'When I pounce, get a photo.'