Snake Owner Prints

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Dude. You seem tense."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Danth battle?

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Snake Charmer

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

The Music Critic.