Snail Watching Prints

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Snail with lots of shells says: 'I've extended as far as possible, so there was nowhere to go but down.'

"Shhhh!....Don't fire you'll stampede them."

Repossessions

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Sperm Whale.

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

Ewww

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Thar she blows!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"He's a keeper!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Watching Sea Life.

Snail Man

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".