Snail Mail Sender Prints

'Not more junk mail!'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Grrrr....'

I can't smile without you...

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

You've got snail.

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Beware of the dog.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'The check is in the mail...'

'Slow Connection'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'It's unto thee.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Postman in the Snow

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

"If it's really important, I can send it by turtle mail."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

Postal Worker Satisfaction