Snack Time Animal Fan Gifts

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Overkill, dude."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Do you want fries with that?"

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."