Snack Minimalists Pillows

'It's called the 'Ask your boss for a raise' diet.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

All Natural Nothing

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'They use paper plates.'

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Pre Opera Dinners

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Billy Bunter - Greyfriar's School 2007.

'The Nihilist Deli'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."