Snack-loving Gym Goer Gifts

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Love is when you watch television together.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'