Snack Fiend Pillows

A Cocoon fat from Junk food.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'