Snack Fiend Pillows

Fat Cats and Dogs

A Cocoon fat from Junk food.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Pope tarts.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'