Snack Culture Mugs

'Care for some forbidden fruitcake?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Rage.

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Honest Vending

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

To do before Saturday...