Snack Culture Mugs

'Care for some forbidden fruitcake?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Chez Nous Menu

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Little league world series of poker.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"