Snack Sensation Mugs

The wonderful world of cheese.

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"Quick swig first?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Super Heroes.

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Stupid Microwave

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'