Snack Sensation Mugs

The wonderful world of cheese.

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"Quick swig first?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Super Heroes.

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Stupid Microwave

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'