Snack Attack Survivor Mugs

Mr. Migraine Cold Ice Cream.

'You've been eating crisps in bed again, haven't you?'

"I made dinner!"

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Duane would learn to ignore his gut reactions in future.

'Your food allergies are in a feeding frenzy.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

How M2M really works.

"How's the doughnut I gave you?"

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"What happened to your dieting regime."

Bowled over again!

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'