'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'
Snack Attack Still Lifer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the snack attack still lifer? Dive into our playful collection of items that humorously honor a love for all things snack-related. Whether it’s to indulge a fellow snack fanatic or to add some tasty humor to your own space, our products are packed with personality and wit. Show off that snack obsession with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to your passion for munching joyfully. These items are sure to satisfy the craving for fun and flavor, making every day a little more snack-tastic.
Chez Nous Menu
"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"
Little league world series of poker.
To do before Saturday...
"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'
Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.
Jeff's Smorgasbord
"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."
"You're really not too extreme, huh?"
'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'
"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."
"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."
"Whoa! One last doughnut left."
Making healthy eating bearable.
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
College Bowl Games - Sponsors
Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.
"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."
"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"
"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."
"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."
Food Pyramid
'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'
'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'
Out to Scrunch.
Game Addiction
'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'
'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'
Greedy child
How M2M really works.
'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'
"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."
Snack Attack Still Lifer Gifts Collection
Snack Attack Still Lifer Mugs
Explore our collection of snack attack-themed mugs—fun, quirky designs perfect for breakfast, coffee breaks, or as a lighthearted gift.
Snack Attack Still Lifer Pillows
Snuggle up with our snack-inspired pillows—fun accessories that bring humor and comfort to your lounge area or bedroom.
Snack Attack Still Lifer Prints
Decorate with our snack-themed prints—stylish, humorous art that celebrates your snack obsession in every room.
Snack Attack Still Lifer T-Shirts
Browse our snack attack t-shirts and showcase your love for snacks with witty, stylish designs that speak to true snack enthusiasts.