Smooth Operator Enthusiasts Prints

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Bryan Ferry

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

Sir Edward Elgar

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

The Language of Love

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Social butterfly

Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

Winter Roadwork...

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'