Smoky Satirist Prints

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Secondhand smoke.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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Woman uses birds to help her believe she has lost weight.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

If they ban smoking in cars...

Snowman

"They said we need a photo ID to prove we're from the neighborhood."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'