Smoky Flavor Aficionados Pillows

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

Vaping cigarette

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Exempli Gratia.

Nature is not perfect

The Farmer's Return.

Mashed potatoes...

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Sergei Rachmaninov