Smoking Satire Buff Pillows

'Hell - employees entrance.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I have no thumbs."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Nice park. . .

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"You always knew where you stood with him."

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

Gigolo Diary

Mannequin protest

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

The institute.

E.U. Health Farm

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Wow! that's cool - go faster stripes.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Beautiful lake front property/Disgusting lake rear property