Smoking Commentator Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows featuring clever designs inspired by smoking commentary—comfortable, fun, and conversation-starting.

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J. Smith: Passive Smoker

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'Somebody arrest that p****rt!!' 'Sorry...she doesn't understand that's still legal.' 'If she understood how to tax it...she would be a politician.'

'Somebody arrest that p****rt!!' 'Sorry...she doesn't understand that's still legal.' 'If she understood how to tax it...she would be a politician.' mockup

'Somebody arrest that p****rt!!' 'Sorry...she doesn't understand that's still legal.' 'If she understood how to tax it...she would be a politician.'

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'Bertie, you promised!'

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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Give up Smoking!

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke." mockup

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

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'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.' mockup

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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No Goldfishing. A-hem!

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair mockup

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine." mockup

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?" mockup

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"We think he picked it up at the kennel." mockup

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?' mockup

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

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Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke. mockup

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano. mockup

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

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"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there." mockup

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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If they ban smoking in cars...

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'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...' mockup

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

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"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic." mockup

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

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Snowman

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Smoking Commentator Pillows Collection

Smoking Commentator Mugs

Looking for a witty mug that celebrates smoking commentary? Explore our collection of humorous and clever mugs perfect for their coffee break.

Smoking Commentator Prints

Decorate their space with art prints celebrating smoking culture and witty commentary—ideal for fans of clever and humorous art.

Smoking Commentator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that let the smoking commentator showcase their personality and sense of humor with fun, eye-catching designs.