Smoking Chimneys T-Shirts

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Santa Elevator

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Isn't it great?!'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

2019, 2020 and 2021

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

An snail shell with a chimney

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"I say!"

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Free Chimney Cleaning.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Time Smoking a Picture.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

John Boynton Priestley

Trophy head.

'Fetch my pipe and slippers...there's a good dog.'

Sanitizer

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

"Now all I need is daddy's pipe to stink up the place!"

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Bertrand Russell.

'It's difficult being both mother and father to them!'

A smartly dressed man falls down a manhole.