Smoker With A Cause T-Shirts

"I see the looks of the people. . . I feel their contempt and their hated. . ."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Lady with facemask smoking

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs...'

"I'm gonna smoke 20 years worth of cigarettes in one go to save time..."

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

Long Limo Wait

'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'

Passive Aggressive

'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'

'Personally I like the taste of smokers.'

Don't smoke.

Smoking as a time bomb.

"Awww. He's not going to jump. He's just smoking."

'I'm so proud of you, Brian - This is your fourth day without a cigarette!'

'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'

'You're smoking like a bastard tonight.'

Smoker's resentment.

Man emphasizing that he has quit

Now smoking allowed.

Smoking Area

'It's the only place left where I can smoke.'

Addicts