
Long Limo Wait
Browse prints that artfully depict the humor and regret of smoking, making a stylish and thoughtful gift for anyone with smoker’s regret.
Long Limo Wait
"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."
"The third leading cause of forest fires."
Professional woman in pub
"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'
'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'
'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'
"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"
"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."
'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'
'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'
"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."
'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'
Smokers.
I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.
'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'
'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'
A place to smoke.
'I gave up smoking.'
Man carring plans
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'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'
Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line
"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."
"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."
Quit smoking campaign
'You smoke, we'll do the rest! Okay?'
Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)
'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'
'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'
"They're pretty strict about smoking here."
"A dying breed since the introduction of those electronic cigarettes."
"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"
Smoker's warning.
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Browse our T-shirts for witty and expressive designs capturing that bittersweet smoker’s regret—we've got something for every humorist.