Smoker On Vacation Prints

Visit the Antarctic: The world's last free smoking zone!

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Man offers coffee with smoke.

Sergei Rachmaninov

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"It's for you."

Thanks for house sitting!

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

No Smoking.

No Smoking Building.