Smoker On Vacation Prints

Visit the Antarctic: The world's last free smoking zone!

Professional woman in pub

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Nature is not perfect

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

Man offers coffee with smoke.

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"It's for you."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

Thanks for house sitting!

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

No Smoking.

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

No Smoking Building.