Smoke Message Analyst Pillows

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

No Smoking.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Factory Pollution.

'You rang?'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

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Pipe Dream

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'Sometimes it's hard to take Chief Laughing Horse seriously.'

No You Hang Up

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

“Incinerator four really failed to deliver today.”

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

Smoking/Non Smoking Islands.

Smoke everywhere except the pub.

"Smoke signal say... Your house is on fire."

"Uh-oh...Today the ghosts are not happy!"

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking