Smoke Joke Enthusiast Prints

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Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Do you mind!!?'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Every class has one. . .

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

Merry Christmas.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'