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'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Do you mind!!?'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Merry Christmas.

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'