"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."
Smoke Escape Artist Pillows
Add a splash of personality to their space with cozy pillows featuring clever designs inspired by the smoke escape artist's craft—ideal for lounging with a smile.
'Charles is having a hard time quitting smoking.'
'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
Tweaking the CV.
Crib Escape
Chairmen of the Bored
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Desert Island Fantasies
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
Smoke Escape Artist Pillows Collection
Smoke Escape Artist Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs that celebrate the smoke escape artist—hilarious designs that make every coffee break more entertaining.
Smoke Escape Artist Prints
Explore eye-catching prints inspired by the art and daring of escape artists—perfect for decor or gifting to a creative soul.
Smoke Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for smoke escape enthusiasts—fun and fashionable ways to showcase their unique talent and sense of humor.