Smog Warrior T-Shirts

Air freshener - pollution.

Fume detector

The smog out there is murder today.

Ecological Mortar

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Electric car

"I dunno...ask him."

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Pollution.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

The Seahoover

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"It's not easy being green…"

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Earth Reset Button.

Clean air.

Political Science. Politicized Science. Stem Cell Research. The Morning After Pill. Global Warming. Air Quality.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

The Finger.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Organic farm

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'