Smog Warrior T-Shirts

Air freshener - pollution.

Fume detector

The smog out there is murder today.

Ecological Mortar

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Electric car

"I dunno...ask him."

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

The Seahoover

Pollution.

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Earth Reset Button.

Clean air.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

The Finger.

Organic farm

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'