Smog Skier Gifts

Carcinogens.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Possums that ski.

Pollution.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Air freshener - pollution.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Environmental danger.

Fume detector

Air Bill

'Why trees kill skiers'

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Canadian wildfires

Border Guard

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

Factory Smoke

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

You are here.

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

At the Snow Globe Olympics

A skier tied in knots.

Chairlift to hell.

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'

"They have very strict anti-pollution laws in this state."

Air Vent

We Pollute Inc.

Pollution.