Smiley Shirt Enthusiast Gifts

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Dave :)

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Hunky Dory

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'