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"Hey, haven't we met before? You look very familiar. I swear I know you from somewhere. You are a model, right?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Dialogue

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Car Dentistry.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Savoy Dental Salon

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'