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"Hey, haven't we met before? You look very familiar. I swear I know you from somewhere. You are a model, right?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Dialogue

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Car Dentistry.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Savoy Dental Salon

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'