Smile Curator Gifts

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Dentist Training School.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"Now that's art!"

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Fired because of sheepish grin.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.