Smartphone Mourner Prints

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

The Smartass Phone

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Halloween Selfie

Modern Life Blues

"I have an app for that."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Brat"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Family Time

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Please, pay attention.'

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

Social Media Blues

Evolution

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'