Smartphone Detective Mugs

"Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car and place your thumbs on this text-alizer..."

''You still haven't claimed for the accident you had.' Ha ha, what #@~## accident!!'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Terry had a computer bug.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

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