Tech Detective Mugs

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Peeping Drone

"Something's wrong with my computer so I'm using Bill's. What is incognito mode?"

"I don't know for sure, but I think my home assistant is stealing from me."

Computer screen registers alert for illegal entry as cops drag the computer operator to jail.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Social Media Comments

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Terry had a computer bug.

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Alternative Medicine

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."