Smart Tv Mugs

'Oh, you cut the cord too?'

Smart TV

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"You are still here."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Ready for a run!

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Hey Google, describe the view."