Smart Tech Admirer Gifts

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

Gramaphone Man.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Gamers

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

GPS Systems.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Here, too, a "share" button?"

"Thanks for buying the smart bed. One of the features is ejecting anyone who snores loud."

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."

Smartbriefcase

'Mister Bagley is here with his redesigned electronic tag, minister.'

'It all started out innocently enough allowing the internet to come into our home, but now I think it's starting to get a little out of hand.'

"...includes Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, MP3 player, USB 3.0 and an SD card reader. This is one sweet toaster!"

"Our smart refrigerator should have a sensor that stops pouring water when someone walks away and forgets to come back."

"Alexa, we can't let Siri find out about us."