Smart Home Devices Prints

"I used my phone to turn up my heating remotely...the system still needs a bit of fine tuning!"

"That smart pillow must know you snore. It's wearing earmuffs."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

Jim checks his breadbox inbox.

"I just go a text from the iron, it's currently burning a hole in my new press."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"You are still here."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Ready for a run!

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."