Smart Furniture Lover T-Shirts

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"Man's best friends."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"