Smart Appliance Fan Gifts

Sign # 22 that security concerns have gone too far: Toasters that are password protected.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Pizza-Matic

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

"Patti! I can't watch tv without the flipper!...and, yes, I looked everywhere!"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

Guy flying himself.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Remote Toaster

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'I do not care what you do, I will always love you my son!'

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

Microphone Feedback

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!