Smart Appliance Fan Gifts

Sign # 22 that security concerns have gone too far: Toasters that are password protected.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Piracy on a boating lake

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Pizza-Matic

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"How do I turn Alexa off?"

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

Guy flying himself.

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Remote Toaster

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'I do not care what you do, I will always love you my son!'

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

Microphone Feedback

Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'