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"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I love these old decorations!"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Tired Barbie

Exit Next Left

Homo Zapiens

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Shark infested custard!

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

"It's our new corporate strategy. I'd get on board if I were you, Watkins."